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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

fashion-runways:

Zuhair Murad at Couture Fall 2013 - Details

mulders:

scully explains the science of the patriarchy

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

  • me to every female character at some point: you deserved better